Choose your truths wisely.

Cold BrewYou are what you drink,Ordering cold brew listing to flamingo,Makes you think,From my hammock on my penthouse patio,Maid in the kitchen,Keeping everything clean,Guard at the gate,Can't be too careful in a city as dangerous as Medellin,All real,Never faked a thing,Mind is at ease,As the guitar sings,On top of the world,Quite literally,A day in the life,Of a luminated Literary,Love coming home soon,A king isn't complete without his queen,& Yeah these might be The Last Days,But if so it is what it is so mote it be,A optimistic cynic,I've got hope but also understand reality,At peace eternally and internally,Even though it seems we're on the brink of WW3,Because hey you are what you drink,Ordering cold brew listing to flamingo, Makes you think,From my hammock on my penthouse patio... 🌴January 2024

🔥🎤🙊💪🏻🍫 An extensive and elaborate rant on wide ranging topics such as dungeons, mexico, hot showers, dick cheney, donald trump, republicans, the x-files, american psycho, oprah winfrey, sugar daddies, sugar babies, art galleries, cigars, good chocolate, bad coffee, 20's, cheaters, loyalty, tacos, calendula, etc. 🔥🎤🙊💪🏻🍫

🚬🎅🏼📡 No Agenda, The Jews, Kanye West, The Grammys, Beyonce, Jay Z, 5150, Letting Things Be, Being Rich, Fried Chicken, Opening A Restaurant, Australia, Bali, Pandemics, Lobsters, Etc... 🚬🎅🏼📡

🎨 🧠 🎬avatar, wakanda, leg locks, getting weird, ankles vs buttholes, google searches, pixel phones, and more!🎨 🧠 🎬

💸😎🥥There is a shortage of coconuts and other random news...💸😎🥥

🔺🛳️🐙🍽️🏝️ On Acid In Antarctica Every been on acid,in a 3 piece tailer wool suit,on an Observation Deck in Antarctica,as part of a five star luxury cruise,with a private cabin complete with veranda,set to witness a total solar eclipse of the sun and the moon,life is so magic that I’m not sure any of it is real,like walking through a Sequoia forest munching shrooms,there are many paths,just a matter of which one you choose,drinking Lemon Drop Martinis in Dolce Vita,with astrophysicists and academic celebrity dudes,dude,how did a guy like me raised in the streets,become someone with the honor and privilege,of being aboard a ship passing the place where Pacific & Atlantic meet,jeez,Jesus if you’re real I say thank you,thank you for taking me from dirty street grays,to a place with grey whales where we cruise the clean ocean blue…AntarcticaDecember 2nd, 2021 🔺🛳️🐙🍽️🏝️

Death, Next Things, Value, Awkward Silences, Super High, Staying In The Distance, Secret Pot Clubs, Low Blood Pressure, Chicken Eating Parade, Russians, Munchies, Insomnia, Nocturnal, Night Owls, Suicide Sucks, Laos, Mekong River, No Rules, ExistenceWe're all addicted to our phones,The sooner we admit it the better,They've become an extension of our selves,Want to fix this but have no answers,Whatever I guess,Caught in a repetitive unedited cycle,Used to hope for some positive change,But now we only hope for our videos to go viral,Want all the attention,At the same time to be left alone,And that's what they call a pardon,Like being straight edge but still addicted to the phone...

Covid lockdowns, vaccines, Chile, global intelligence, Apple, geopolitics, penguins, cruises, and Chinaaaaa

🔪👽🪞🔫 In this episode we get a bit roasty while watching Kill Tony with Tony Hinchcliffe Brian Redban Hans Kim David Lucas, etc. We also get into it about Bikram AKA "Hot Yoga", The Hamptons, Racism, Taxes, And Just about everything else. 🔪👽🪞🔫

✈️ 🪐 🍾 RTS #80 30,000 1st Class Convos With Conservative Liberals ✈️ 🪐 🍾We had the whole 1st class row on a flight from MIA to JFK and decided to do a spontaneous podcast at 30,000 with a fellow in our row. Cheers!

🎙🤷🏻‍♀️👓 Big Dave swings by to talk shop 🎙🤷🏻‍♀️👓

🚙🏄🏽‍♂️🌈🍔 On this mini epoch of an episode we rock some west coast cali vibes with up and coming artist lil van & discover vegan beef is nothing but a burger 🚙🏄🏽‍♂️🌈🍔

I'm kinda joking btw. Beyonce is not exactly world news but she is cool. Welcome to The Matrix.

🌊🎄🐬 Lives & Times Of A Vida Loca 🌊🎄🐬The Dalai Lama and Sugar Daddies don't have THAT much in common... Just saying.

☯️👽⬠ Aliens & Pentagrams, Doesn't Get Much More Esoteric Than This Conversation... ☯️👽⬠

🧬🦅🛸 Episode 74 Here To Declare That The Humans Have Landed & Apparently They Come In Peace, Along With Contact With Some Very Extra Special ExtraTerrestrials. In Other Words We Describe How Humans Were Bred By Aliens Through Genetic Modifications. 🦅🛸🧬🗽Happy Independence Day! 🗽

🏜 🍰🩲⫻🥩🥚 In Episode 73 we meet with the magnificent man and culinary master Mr Everton Gordon in DTLA to discuss Fashion Design, Sugar Dating, Boutique Hotels, Desert Restaurants, Crypto, Penthouses, Views From The 3, Feeling Weird, The Bible, Past Binary, DTLA, New Bibles, Center Of The Empire, Steak & Eggs, Grills On Grills, Lost In The Sauce, The Culinary Arts, The 6 Senses & So So Much More 🏜 🍰🩲⫻🥩🥚

📲🍎💻🍏👨🏻‍💻🖱Good friends, good tech, and good talks in Cupertino about social media, online dating, and a bunch of other stuff. 📲🍎💻🍏👨🏻‍💻🖱

🍰🍭🧁🍬 It's high time for High Tea Time with snacks on a boat in icebergs 🍰🍭🧁🍬